Dear Mr Hawks,
Damn Tony you make really good games. I love the half-pipes, flip-tricks and mad-grinds especially. But I don’t like your friends that much, they’re dumb. Why did you have to let that Jackass Bam Margera guy in the game anyway? Did he bully you like he bullies his dad? You’re rich though! You could have hired bouncers or something. Also what happened to you? Your games used to be all popular but then you had that dumb Ride thing and then did you fall off a cliff or what? When you come back from Skateistan can you make a good game please.
Warm regards from your biggest fan,
Very Very Gaming
OK, OK, I didn’t actually send that, and anyway it’s just a first draft. Someday though I might send him my hand drawn map of his head done from the “folicle’s eye view”, or overhead view (pun INTENDED). Continue reading
Well, colour me excited and call me excitable. This bizarre oddity of a game for the Saturn is on its way, apparently. Pu Li Ru La (I pronounce “pully ruler”). There are those who like to repeat the cliche, “the Japanese are weird”, and amongst people who say this are two groups. The first is the dismissive type, who says this without a grain of emotion, only distaste. The second however says this with a big fat cat grin. If you’re the second type then clearly this is the game for you, and I suggest you get acquainted immediately, settle down and perhaps in time legal developments will even allow you to marry. Regardless, this should – OK, it definitely WILL – usurp Gregory Horror Show as the weirdest game I’ve played this November. Insanity in a jewel case from the looks of things. The video really speaks for itself here so I won’t go overboard explaining.
Anticipation for new arrivals aside, I’m planning to post a review of Gregory Horror Show in the coming days. In brief, it’s a Good Game, but not OMG STOP THE (word-)PRESSES Amazing. Plus I’m returning to the Tony Hawks Pro Skater series after an absence of several years, looking at entry no. 2 on the Playstation for nostalgia purposes and to see if it’s aged.