Tagged: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3

Combo Review: Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 & 3 (Playstation 1 & 2)

Dear Mr Hawks,

Damn Tony you make really good games. I love the half-pipes, flip-tricks and mad-grinds especially. But I don’t like your friends that much, they’re dumb. Why did you have to let that Jackass Bam Margera guy in the game anyway? Did he bully you like he bullies his dad? You’re rich though! You could have hired bouncers or something. Also what happened to you? Your games used to be all popular but then you had that dumb Ride thing and then did you fall off a cliff or what? When you come back from Skateistan can you make a good game please.

Warm regards from your biggest fan,

Very Very Gaming

tony hawks pro skater 3

OK, OK, I didn’t actually send that, and anyway it’s just a first draft. Someday though I might send him my hand drawn map of his head done from the “folicle’s eye view”, or overhead view (pun INTENDED). Continue reading